CASH OUT CHICKEN, BE QUIET!

GOSH I MISS BLOGGING!!!

Having said that, I keep walking around going AH that's blog material and NO I NEED TO BLOG ABOUT THIS!

So, here I go (Please ignore the minor lack of cohesion)!

I loveee the Eminem & Rihanna collab. of "love the way you lie". It's great. (Sorry upstairs neighbor but your gonna have to listen to it another 59 times tonight!)

I changed my mind. I always used to use loose sheets of paper for all my notes at uni, but suddenly, I want to use notebooks. It's all so much neater. I can just take notes alllll day long and not worry about going home and filing the sheets and losing half of them between sofa cushions (not that that's ever happened *pinkypromise*).

So, excited me went out and visited 3 different shops, cursed the lack of some serious stationary in this country and finally ended up in this massive stationary store that just changed their entire interior look. It's so friendly and open now it's great. (I secretly believe that they employed an Organizational Psychologist to do all their reconstruction - not that I have ever had to write a reconstruction proposal for a store and totally know their ways to get customers to buy!)

I headed straight to the notebook section and I found cute little A5 sized CLOTH COVERED pink DISCOUNTED notebooks. *PHEW*. Yup. Since I can't make decisions these days and debate about even the smallest of all decisions and pretend that this is me buying a house and waiting for a heart transplant, when I am just buying a notebook, I stared at 3042 other notebooks and tried to figure out which is the right one. I eventually just forced myself to buy these ones (although I did buy another one, just in case I changed my mind).

I went to the cashier who was a random Indian lady, who apparently had nothing other than chicken biryani and a whole lotta boredom in her head, because when I lay down my 3 identical notebooks and the extra one, she gave me one whoooole looong speech on how awesome their special offers are and how (evidently) I could not resist their offers. Finally she added "you come in here and want to buy 1 notebook and here you go buying sooo many!". I just smiled. It you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all right?

I rolled my eyes in my head and just thought "DUDE! Believe it or not, but there are people who ACTUALLY require this many notebooks. Now be quiet, let me pay so I can go!" As if her earlier rant wasn't already toootally enough, as the card machine did its processing, she yelled across the shop (that is more like a massive warehouse) to her colleague, held up her hand and stretched out 4 fingers and yelled "FOUR!" and both broke out into a giggle.

Like WTH? Can I not just go shopping in peace? You guys never ever pay attention (i.e.: driving? on the road?) and now your monitoring my shopping??? Go "shut your head" (as we would say in German, which roughly translates into "shut up/stop it") and work!

WEIRDO!