Alright, this is it. A desk chair gives me a lower back ache, the ball gives me this funny pain in one muscle but otherwise no pain and what am I doing now? I am alternating between chair and ball! How screwed up is that. I should just not study. And you know what else is screwed up? My mofo uni grades! I am really awesome in some subjects and then whenever there is a unit I really enjoy, truly from the bottom of my heart, I SUCK ASS at assignments? WTF is that suppose to mean? The assignments they asked us to write came outta nowhere! Nobody had ever seen the format before and apparently, whatever this format is supposed to be, I SUCK ASS!
Paper 1: SUCKED ASS
Paper 2: (- due the day we got our feedback for paper 1 *convenient*. A total learning experience *sarcasm*) SUCKED ASS
Paper 3: In progress, incorporated what he asked me to do, but seriously I expect it to SUCK ASS again, because that's what I do! I SUCK ASS!!!
All this pressure. All these people who are better than me. They all stress me out! Great for Mr. Bubbles, who apparently still SUCKS ASS but doesn't SUCK ASS as much as I do, which makes me SUCK ASS even more!
Well, dear doctor and pharamcy person, if ASS SUCKING is supposed to be somone's drug, IT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL HEALTHY! It makes me sick instead and I'll turn into a really troubled person. AND BELIEVE ME YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT! Now go and give me something that stops the SUCK ASSiness side effect and gives me a KICK ASSiness instead!
and concerns regarding the dosage of the product
Paper 1: SUCKED ASS
Paper 2: (- due the day we got our feedback for paper 1 *convenient*. A total learning experience *sarcasm*) SUCKED ASS
Paper 3: In progress, incorporated what he asked me to do, but seriously I expect it to SUCK ASS again, because that's what I do! I SUCK ASS!!!
All this pressure. All these people who are better than me. They all stress me out! Great for Mr. Bubbles, who apparently still SUCKS ASS but doesn't SUCK ASS as much as I do, which makes me SUCK ASS even more!
"Zu Risiken und Nebenwirkungen, bitte lesen sie die Packungsbeilage oder fragen sie ihren Arzt oder Apotheker" *
Well, dear doctor and pharamcy person, if ASS SUCKING is supposed to be somone's drug, IT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL HEALTHY! It makes me sick instead and I'll turn into a really troubled person. AND BELIEVE ME YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT! Now go and give me something that stops the SUCK ASSiness side effect and gives me a KICK ASSiness instead!
* the phrase after every pharmaceutical product advertisement on
TV/radio, which advises your to consult your doctor if you have any questionsand concerns regarding the dosage of the product
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