Hmm... I mean I always appreciate creativity when it comes to pick up lines or comments from random strangers .. but this?I was standing at the cash out at this petrol station at about 19:30 a couple of days ago. No harm intended, I walked into the shop and waited, because this oldish but weirdddd looking guy was in front of me, doing this thang and buy his stuff. I didn't really care much, except maybe that he kept turning around and checking me out from head to toe, very very obnoxiously and openly, not even trying to hide the fact that he was STARING at me. He was maybe in his late 50s or mid 60s, a bit taller than me, fat, long hair a long nose, very chubby face and worn out features. I still didn't care really, but I did feel a bit uncomfortable, especially because he then dropped a few sweets and was trying to put them back on the shelf, unsuccessfully, because he kept staring and me instead of the shelf. He finally managed to get the sweets back where they belonged, paid and was ready to go. However, just before he started his departure, he came really close, stood on tip toes (I didn't actually see that, but it felt like it anyway) and whispered in my ear: "Well ... aren't you a little red riding hood!"(translation: "Na? Du kleines Rotkäppchen") And he walked off.
*hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha* I looked at the cashier super perplexed and he was just as surprised. Although it was quite hilarious, I somehow felt freaked out about that comment, because I was trying to search for a hidden metaphorical meaning, but couldn't really find one.
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TLC: Waterfalls
... hmmm how exciting I just remembered this song today and I haven't listened to it in AGES!

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