The time has come .......... for a new list!

After an emotional couple of days I am back on track and somewhat excited about what's to come. I worked another shift today and seriously I absolutely love some of the residents at my workplace! I can't believe it, I was told off today for NO reason at all *hihi*. In her defense, everyone was SUPER irritable today. It was a terrible day. There were no gloves, we ran out of towels, people puked and had diarrhoea left right and center *aiyoo*.

All this gave me the brilliant idea of starting another one of my awesome lists, actually no, 2 lists. One of my lists will be all about the funniest phrases at work and the other about random conversations that I had. *yay* how exciting ... I think I will thoroughly enjoy writing / updating these lists. Sometimes when I sit there and feed them or whatever I can't exactly start laughing and when you tell them that it doesn't make sense what they are saying, then they get angry. So what do I do? Nod and pretend to be part of their story.

Funny-Phrase-File (FPF):

1. I will let you know, when I will not let you know
2. Wooww... I counted 100 yellow balls over there *points at the corner of the room*

Comical-Conversation-Catalogue (CCC):

1. (I'm standing there looking at the resident, not saying a word) What? You cannot swear at me! The occassional swearword is acceptable, but not in conjunction with mistreating me!
2. What happened to those pants? Who hung those pants over there *pointing into the other dining hall*
3. Resident: "I'm going to tell mom.", Me: "What? That I'm feeding you?", Resident: "YES!"
4. (I'm busy changing the pad) BUT, the van is empty!
5. Resident "What happened to all the vegetables?", Me: "What do you mean?" Resident: "They are all gone, we must have eaten them all!"
6. Resident: "Vegetables need to change. They need to be converted into ...", Me: "... potatoes?" Resident: "Hmmm, maybe."
7. (Resident rings the emergency bell, I come running...) She fell! *points at a pair of shoes in the corner* Make sure she's ok and not bleeding!

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Infected Mushroom: Converting Vegetarians