Dear diary ....... Correction: Dear clumsiness

Aiyoo, goodbye "Anger" and hello "Clumsiness".

We decided to be healthy today and attempted to make noodles (no, I didn't have Mee Goreng, but if I spoke the language, I would tell you the name of my noodles).

Here it goes,

1. I burnt the pot (can a burnt pot be used again? Or will we soon die of steel poisoning???)
2. Attempt #2, I did not burn anything, but instead swished soupy-soup and some noodles out the pot, while stirring. I proceeded to do some more stirring, while happily giggling at my mishap.
3. After a long stir-age session, I guided the spoon towards my mouth, while I spilled a large amount of noodles onto the stove. I continued stirring, but did not happily giggle at all anymore.
4. Finally, I wanted to cover the pot, so my noodles could simmer in the meantime. I grabbed the cover successfully, but got stuck at Jaa-mes elbow in an abstract way, the lid fell onto the handle of the pot, (which tilted the pot 90 degrees, and even MORE noodles and soup came out, ...), flew onto my foot *bruise* and onto the floor *clang*.

I am not so sure if the anger-clumsiness is all that successful.