For everyone who hasn't understood that this song is actually quite GOOD! :P Extremely girly and uber pop-y, but WHO CARES!
Random Fact #1:
They have decided to change the name of "Vegemite" to "I-SNACK 2.0" I mean SERIOUSLY ?
EDIT: Oops I take that back, I was re-enlightened. It a) wasn't "Vegemite" that they were going to rename, but their new (cheese blended) product and b) they are now not naming it ISnack 2.0 anymore, because the public HATED it (... I can thoroughly understand why), instead they are now letting the public decide on the new name (yea someone on the radio said they wanted it to be called "Bruce" :S WEIRDO. Another dude thought I would be fun to rename "Vegemite" and call it "Vege" and call the new snack "Vege's mate" so when 2 spreads then stand next to each other on the shelf it all makes sense again. That sounds lame now, but it actually made me giggle).
In my defense, I was driving and annoyed with traffic *newsflash* when I heard about this name changing business on the radio, while I figured that I basically had no petrol left, so yes I didn't REALLY listen and yes I never bothered to check my sources ... sorry about that.
Random Fact #2:
Random Elmi (maybe that's preceisely why I have named him random) told me this very very absurd thing. Apparently, one can now purchase a "twilight dildo". YES! It has a hot and cold function and depending on your needs you can either put it in hot water or the fridge, "for the ultimate vampire experience". *hahahaha* SO FUNNY! Along with this device you can also purchase drinks that have the color and consistency of blood >_>. Weird.
Random Fact #1:
They have decided to change the name of "Vegemite" to "I-SNACK 2.0" I mean SERIOUSLY ?
EDIT: Oops I take that back, I was re-enlightened. It a) wasn't "Vegemite" that they were going to rename, but their new (cheese blended) product and b) they are now not naming it ISnack 2.0 anymore, because the public HATED it (... I can thoroughly understand why), instead they are now letting the public decide on the new name (yea someone on the radio said they wanted it to be called "Bruce" :S WEIRDO. Another dude thought I would be fun to rename "Vegemite" and call it "Vege" and call the new snack "Vege's mate" so when 2 spreads then stand next to each other on the shelf it all makes sense again. That sounds lame now, but it actually made me giggle).
In my defense, I was driving and annoyed with traffic *newsflash* when I heard about this name changing business on the radio, while I figured that I basically had no petrol left, so yes I didn't REALLY listen and yes I never bothered to check my sources ... sorry about that.
Random Fact #2:
Random Elmi (maybe that's preceisely why I have named him random) told me this very very absurd thing. Apparently, one can now purchase a "twilight dildo". YES! It has a hot and cold function and depending on your needs you can either put it in hot water or the fridge, "for the ultimate vampire experience". *hahahaha* SO FUNNY! Along with this device you can also purchase drinks that have the color and consistency of blood >_>. Weird.
[Tune]
Agnes: Release Me
... For some reason, this song is such an empowering song. I always feel superb after listening to this song.
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