Smart Fart!

I just absolutely do not get it. Why do people fart in public? It's such an unpleasant thing to do. To a nose like mine, "unpleasant" is not even the right word to use. It's obnoxious. SERIOUSLY! Where are your MANNERS! I was sitting in the lecture this morning at frigging 9:30 and by around 10:00 I was entirely muffled in FART! YES! F - A - R - T! By now you are probably going to think "great, this chick forbids people to fart?" No. I am not forbidding you anything, all I'm saying is, if you need to fart go to the toilet. That's what toilets were invented for: to compass business that is not to be accomplished outside in public. It's not like you would go out and pull down your pants and take a crap in the corner of a lecture hall, while the lecture is in progress, now would you? Exactly! I didn't think so. Where are your MANNERS PEOPLE. Don't worry I ate beans and I have issues too, do I fart in the middle of the library? NO! In fact just now my friend came by and he asked me why I look so troubled and I mentioned something about people farting all the time and the guy next to me (who is farting as we speak ...), gave me a guilty look. YES PERSON NEXT TO ME eventhough you may be pretending that we all can't smell your FART, I CAN SMELL IT. *newsflash* That's what the little thing in the center of my face, called "nose" is for. Perceiving smells!

EDIT: I cannot believe this. I'm still in the library, finished my dinner and everything and there's this group of highschool kids that always comes to study in the library at night (now I'm not sure why they do so. They have the next 3 years to study here). Anyhow and this one dude let out this REALLY REALLY loud fart, for the ENTIRE learning common to hear. I mean SERIOUSLY? Geht's noch???

[Röyksopp: Sparks]

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